AAAAHHHH! Why. am. I. such. an. idiot?!!! Today we went to our little innocent (not so innocent anymore), friendly neighborhood pool. Being the brillant person that I am, I decided not to take that one extra little step and get the strap that attaches around my neck for my one peice. I figured it's made to go strapless as well and it seems to stay up really well. Besides, I can get a little sun across my white line. WRONG decision!
I'm sure you've guessed it already. Yep, typical thing to happen to me (not that these things always happen to me, in fact this is a first, but somehow I always end up looking like a moron). I am laying on my stomach on a floaty. Suddenly my very klutzy son Beck falls down pool side and starts bawling. Automatically I get up to go help him and low and behold my (yup) privates are flying all over the place! The worst is that I didn't realize it for a couple of seconds! I think what actually made me think that something was wrong was a look of horror across a couple of mom's faces at the pool. Suddenly I realize and frantically try to cover up my flapping body parts.
Needless to say, I am soo embarrassed! There were several people there including a group of teenage boys. I don't know who all saw. I am just SOOOO glad that none of you peeps were there! If there was anyone there that I actually knew, I really don't think that I could EVER show my face again. That's right, if it meant that I had to go inactive, then inactive it is.
OH MY GOSH Julie I am Dying of laughter right now!!! I am sooo sorry that happened! That kinda happened to me back in high school when I was on the diving team. I was dumb and didn't wear my diving swimming suit and just wore a regular one. Well when I did my first dive and landed in the water my swimming suit was torn off of my shoulders and off of my chest because it was not tight enough to withstand the power of the dive!!! you would think that it was a good thing it happened under water but the swimming team were all underwater with their goggles and saw the whole thing! I didn't dive much more that day!! lol lol
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry, but I am seriously laughing. What a horror story! But I think none of us can die without having one of those Ooops moments. Lucky you, you got it out of the way early ;).
ReplyDeleteHey, look at the bright side: at least you have the body parts to hold up a strapless one piece swimsuit.
ReplyDeleteoh thats a good one! I'm glad I wasn't there. Then we could never hang out again.
ReplyDeleteI was wearing a strapless at my Activity Days pool party, all was well until the girls wanted me to dive it head first, yeah, sure, it was fun until I surfaced and realized my swimsuit was around my waist and there were little girls with goggles on swiming under the water all around me. I pulled it up fast and hope they didn't see anything.
Okay, I know I'm your mother and I know I should say something useful but all I can honestly do is laugh. Actually, maybe I do have something useful to say. You poor, poor girl.
ReplyDeleteLOL- I think everyone has to go through that at some point. :) I have.
ReplyDeleteThanks everyone, you're making me feel just a little bit better.
ReplyDeleteOh man!! I'm sorry. It happens to the best of us.
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh too...sorry:( You are right at least no one that you knew was at the pool with you! I think there are many ppl who have had uummmmm....moments with their swimsuits!
ReplyDeleteHa ha!!!! That is so hilarious and so crappy all at the same time. Well at least you weren't cleaning poop off your sidewalk in the backyard like I was tonight!!!! Poop totally grosses me out
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ha! I can't believe that I missed that. Of all the times we go to the pool together, and the one time I'm not there.....
ReplyDeleteDrat!
Haa, I'll have to tell you about my good bathing suit story sometime.
OMGOSH!!!!!!!! I am going to pee my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!
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